017. Do you shy her?

    David rented a prostitute and fuck her. After he was finished, they talking together.

Prostitute : Do you know, I've a house to live, have a car to drive, have clothes to wear and have jewelry quite because my cunt.

    David heard that, so he look his penis, and says...

David : Do you shy her already? Hers is make money to the owner, but you always lose money of the owner.

Author Penname: Tong

PR: wait...  I: wait...  L: wait...  LD: wait...  I: wait... wait...  Rank: wait...  Traffic: wait...  Price: wait...  C: wait...

016. No Any Change

    At a primary education classroom, the teacher is teaching the student with the math subject.

After she teached successfully, so she asked the students to tests their knowledge.

Teacher : Ben, if you have $10 USD in your pocket, and you go to buy a thing that costs you $7 USD. How amount of the change you will get?

Ben : Nothing.

Teacher : Why?

Ben : Because I have 10 dollars, so I give the shopman only 7 dollars.

Author Penname: Conservation

015. Bad News and very bad news

Doctor : I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient : Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor : The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient : 24 hours! That's terrible!! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?
Doctor : I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

014. Frightful

A man has a problem with his sensitivity cumming, so he go to see the doctor. The doctor suggests him that try to pretend frightful when you are being to cum. The man goes back to his home and see his wife is waiting for him on the bed. Also, he started love chapter with her.

In a moment, while they are being in 69 Linkage posture, he feels like to cumming out.

He picked up his pistol from top of the bed and click it a shot.

    Days later, he see the doctor again. And says with the doctor that he had clicked a shot from his pistol to calm down the exciting.

The doctor : What's the matter?

The man : My wife had pissed in my mouth, not enough, she bites my penis. And my neighbor comes out thus hands up from my wardrobe.

Author Penname: MARCH

013. Condom Question

A father and his little boy went into a local drugstore to pick up a prescription. While in the store. the little boy was browsing around
and came upon a rather large display for cond. The little boy looked at all the brightly colored packages and the different types and quantities.
Then, suddenly, the little boy finds his father and asks him, "Daddy, what are all those condoms?" The father, stuttered, and said, "Well, they are for protection, son.? Protection from diseases when a man and a woman make love."
The little boy contemplated the concept for a few moments and then asked, "Then why do these come in a package of three?
The father coyly answered, "Those are for young men in high school. One for Friday night, Saturday night, and Sunday afternoon."
"UH-HUH" said the little boy, "then, why are these in packages of six?"
The father smirked, "Those are for young men in college. There are two for Friday night, two for Saturday, and two Sunday afternoon."
"WOW" said the little boy in amazement. He then asked, "Well, then,why are these packaged a dozen at a time?"
The father answered, "Those,my son, are for married men. One for January, one for February...."

012. Fortune from his wife.

Tom and his wife have a trip on the cruise. While both are watching the moon at the bottom of the cruise. Suddenly, a storm force blow his wife and fell into the sea. The rescue units try to find his wife till morning, but they don't found any people. So captain send Tom to his home and promises the he will reports the result instantly if he found his wife. Also he asked for the Tel. number of Tom to phone when he has a report.

Tom : Hello, I'm Tom are answering.

Captain : Sir, Tom, I'm cpt. Clancy. We're found your wife already. But the oyster is nails your wife now. In its body has a pearl. The price of it is more than $7,500 USD. Please notify how we should do next.

Tom : (Excited) Please send me that pearl quickly. Then drop the bait back to former place again.

Author Penname: Praderm

011. Still Tired...

In a night, when the mother think that her 4 years old son is sleeping already,

 so she fillips the father.

The mother : Darling, why don't you do our homework?

The father : I'm sorry, mother, today I'm still tired from a lot my works.

The son that doesn't sleep already heard that, so in the morrow after he backs from school.

He preparing to hang out with his friends, before he hang, mother asked...

The mother : Son, why don't you do your homework?

The son : I'm sorry, mother, today I'm still tired from a lot of my subjects.

Author Penname: Conservation

010. Honeymoon Trouble

So, these two virgins get married. As their first night together approaches, they wonder what they are supposed to do, them being virgins and all.
So they decide to call the bride's mother. The mother tells them to get undressed.
They do.

Then she tells the bride that the groom should put the 'hardest part of his body into where you go to the bathroom.'

An hour later, when the bride's mother calls back and asks how everything went, the bride says,
'Well, I don't know, he has his head stuck in the toilet bowl, now what?

009. Three Mans & Their Sons

There were three men in a bar. All three were sitting at the bar stool and one got up to use the bathroom.

The other two men started talking. One man said, "So what's new in your life".
He responded, "Well I just found out my son got a promotion. He used to be a janitor at the bank and now he is an executive. On top of that there's someone special in his life. He just bought his new love a brand new Lexus."

The other man says, "My son also got a promotion and he has decided to settle down. He bought his new love a new house on the beach."
The third man comes back from the bathroom. He looked kind of upset so the other two men asked what's eating him.

He responded, "I just found out that my son is gay. The good part is, his lover bought him a brand new Lexus and a new house on the beach."

008. Mom & Dad as well.

Just as mom walks through the door, little Jonny comes running over.
He says "Mommy, Mommy. I was playing in daddy's closet and he can in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they took off each others clothes and laid down on the bed..."
The mother interrupts him. "Stop right there!! Wait 'till daddy comes home!!"

When the father finally returns from work, mother promptly goes up to him and says, "I'm leaving you."

The father, bewildered, slowly asks "Why!?! What did I do??"

Mother turn to Jonny and says, "Tell daddy exactly what you told me today!"
"I was playing in daddy's closet and he came in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they took each others clothes off and laid down on the bed...........

.......just like what you and uncle Joe did last summer!"

007. Naive Children

At a barn in somewhere, a cow is being labor. Two children bystander the matures are helping that cow with their interest. The mother of them didn't know what are they thinking, so she asked them.

The mother : Do you know that you were born like this cow?

The two children was adventurous.

First child : Oh! It's very brutal. Mother, when they leash your neck and belay you with the wood like that, did you hurt a lot?

Author Penname: Somsuk

006. Statue's shampoo

A sex addict man was walking and accidentally, he saw 3 girls were taking a shower.

So he planned to go near and look clearly.

Days later, he pretended to be a statue and stand idle with water dipper in left-hand and soap in right-hand.

First girl saw him, so she rub the man's dick. The man can't be patient, so he drop his water dipper. The girl picked up the water dipper, walk to her friends and telled that matter to her friends.

The 1st girl : If you rub that statue's dick, you will get a water dipper.

Second girl heard so, she does like first girl. Again, The man can't patient and drop his soap. The girl picked up the soap, walk to her friends and telled that matter to her friends.

The 2nd girl : I got a soap, it's very good.

Last girl try does like former girls, then she telled to her friends.

The last girl : It's nice a lot! I got the shampoo.

Author Penname: Moi

005. Real masher

John was saying with Max his buddy.

John : After you were married and live in your wife's house, I heard from someone that you are a masher. You not enough with your wife, you have a sex with sister, granddaughter of your wife and even mother-in-law! I really want to ask you that your mother-in-law is very old like that but you still want to have a sex with her, what do you think about her?

Max : Ineffectually, my father-in-law is more excitedly.

Author Penname: Tong

004. Sex...Drug...Pill

In the afternoon of a holiday, Lucy a beautiful girl go to see a doctor at a clinic, because she have a problem with the unskillful of her boyfriend. After the doctor listened her details, he give her the special pills and suggest that...

The doctor : Put this pill in your husband's coffee everyday. And you will get an instant result!

Therefore, after she heard that, she go to home quickly and put that pill in the husband's coffee instantly so. Tonight, she was amazing with the sex skill of her husband that is very hot. Days later, she gloat so she pour off all pills in the bottle into the coffee cup and give that coffee to husband. 6 months later, the former doctor phone to ask for the result, but instead of Lucy's answer, it's her son's answer instead.

The doctor : How do you like it? Is that pill good?

Lucy's son : My mummy is dead already. My pregnant sister is conceiving. But now my ass is mordant a lot...... My daddy? My dad is hunting the cat on the rooftop with a vaseline bottle in his hand.

Author Penname: Vorapol

003. Fraudulent hermaphrodite

A big boy go back to his home after drunk. As he was going, he saw a hermaphrodite stand in front of the entrance to the side street.

The hermaphrodite : Brother..., Do you want to have a trip with me? My body price is just only $5 USD.

The big boy : What! Just $5 USD, it's too cheap! O.K.

After that, both were going to have a sex at a motel in somewhere. And after the big boy has done, he pick money in his pocket to pay for body price.

The hermaphrodite : All of price is $20 USD.

The big boy : Hey! Moment ago you said that it was $5 USD, isn't it?

The hermaphrodite : Yes, my body price is just $5 USD, but my ass price is $15 USD.

Author Penname: Breeze

002. Purification water

At a church, a girl come to see the cleric with her boyfriend.

The girl : Cleric, I want purification water.

The Cleric : What sins do you do before?

The girl : Last night, I had suck other man's dick. But it's good that I betray my boyfriend and he doesn't angry to me.

The Cleric : Oh! No problem. Just gargle your mouth with the holy water and your sin will go away.

The girl : Thank you very much, cleric. My dear, I've throw away my sin already. Still you angry me?

The boy : I don't angry you anymore. Cleric, give me a bottle of holy water please.

The girl : Eh!! Why do you want it? I've already gargle my mouth.

The boy : Well...I want to wash my ass too...! Yep

Author Penname: Put Padee

001. It's not sin.

A mature woman (wear a veil) goes to the church and confess for a sin with cleric.

The woman : Cleric, I've a sin to confess. Yesterday I sat and looked into the mirror and I ravished myself that "I'm the most beautiful girl in the village." I be proud of oneself like this. Is it a sin?

The cleric : (open the veil and look at face of the woman)  It's not sin. I'm sure. Your proud of yourself is mistaken, so it's not sin.

Author Penname: Praderm