Saturday, April 10, 2010

017. Do you shy her?

    David rented a prostitute and fuck her. After he was finished, they talking together.

Prostitute : Do you know, I've a house to live, have a car to drive, have clothes to wear and have jewelry quite because my cunt.

    David heard that, so he look his penis, and says...
David : Do you shy her already? Hers is make money to the owner, but you always lose money of the owner.

Author Penname: Tong

Thursday, April 8, 2010

016. No Any Change

    At a primary education classroom, the teacher is teaching the student with the math subject.
After she teached successfully, so she asked the students to tests their knowledge.

Teacher : Ben, if you have $10 USD in your pocket, and you go to buy a thing that costs you $7 USD. How amount of the change you will get?
Ben : Nothing.
Teacher : Why?
Ben : Because I have 10 dollars, so I give the shopman only 7 dollars.

Author Penname: Conservation


015. Bad News and very bad news

Doctor : I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient : Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor : The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient : 24 hours! That's terrible!! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?
Doctor : I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

014. Frightful

A man has a problem with his sensitivity cumming, so he go to see the doctor. The doctor suggests him that try to pretend frightful when you are being to cum. The man goes back to his home and see his wife is waiting for him on the bed. Also, he started love chapter with her.
In a moment, while they are being in 69 Linkage posture, he feels like to cumming out.
He picked up his pistol from top of the bed and click it a shot.
    Days later, he see the doctor again. And says with the doctor that he had clicked a shot from his pistol to calm down the exciting.

The doctor : What's the matter?
The man : My wife had pissed in my mouth, not enough, she bites my penis. And my neighbor comes out thus hands up from my wardrobe.

Author Penname: MARCH

013. Condom Question

A father and his little boy went into a local drugstore to pick up a prescription. While in the store. the little boy was browsing around
and came upon a rather large display for cond. The little boy looked at all the brightly colored packages and the different types and quantities.
Then, suddenly, the little boy finds his father and asks him, "Daddy, what are all those condoms?" The father, stuttered, and said, "Well, they are for protection, son.? Protection from diseases when a man and a woman make love."
The little boy contemplated the concept for a few moments and then asked, "Then why do these come in a package of three?
The father coyly answered, "Those are for young men in high school. One for Friday night, Saturday night, and Sunday afternoon."
"UH-HUH" said the little boy, "then, why are these in packages of six?"
The father smirked, "Those are for young men in college. There are two for Friday night, two for Saturday, and two Sunday afternoon."
"WOW" said the little boy in amazement. He then asked, "Well, then,why are these packaged a dozen at a time?"
The father answered, "Those,my son, are for married men. One for January, one for February...."